Bilbo baby, slip that One Ring under the tree, for me.
I’ve been an awful good elf
Bilbo baby, and hurry down the mountain tonight.
Bilbo baby, the original Sting dagger, too – that turns blue
I’ll wait in the Shire for you
Bilbo baby, and hurry down the mountain tonight
Think of all the adventures I’ve missed
Think of all the dwarves I didn’t kiss
Next year I wanna be in a cloak and hood
If you’d just grant my Hobbit wish
Bilbo honey, I want a sword to kill an orc
And I’m short
Just like you so please help me boo
Bilbo baby, and hurry down the mountain tonight!
Pennyless Writer 