“You stupid cheesehead!” Jebediah shouted at the cheeseburger in his hand. He chucked the burger as far as he could.
“Ow!” a voice shouted. Jebediah turned and saw a young Indian girl rubbing her face, where some cheese residue sat on her cheek.
“I’m sorry,” Jebediah said. He walked over to the girl.
“What the hell are you throwing a cheeseburger for, anyway?” the angry girl asked in an Indian accent. She bent down to pick up the burger.
“NO!” Jebediah yelled. He jumped at the girl and knocked her away from the burger.
“What is wrong with you? Get off of me, you monkey!” the girl yelled. Jebediah stood up and helped the girl up.
“I’m sorry, but that cheeseburger is evil! It’s a teleportation device.”
“A what?” the girl’s eyes popped open.
“A teleportation device,” Jebediah answered. “It takes you to other places around the world. But it’s evil! It tricked me and brought me to China without telling me.”
“China?!” the girl said in surprise.
“India?” Jebediah guessed.
“No, no, boy. You are in Canada.”
“Canada?! Nooooo!”
TO BE CONTINUED….
Pennyless Writer 
Is he on his knees yelling up at the sky with clenched fists when he yells “Noooooo”? Because he should be.